| 1. | British corporation : you have two cows . both are mad
一个英国企业：你有2头母牛， 2头都是疯的 |
| 2. | A british corporation : you have two cows . both are mad
一个英国企业：你有2头母牛， 2头都是疯的 |
| 3. | You have two cows . the government takes both and shoots you
政府将拿走你所有的两头牛，并枪毙你。 |
| 4. | You have two cows . the government takes both and drafts you
政府将拿走你所有的两头牛，并征募你入伍。 |
| 5. | A british corporation : you have two cows . both are mad
一间英国公司：你有两只牛? ，全部都得左疯牛症。 |
| 6. | An indian corporation : you have two cows . you worship them
一间印度公司：你有两只牛? ，你会日日拜距。 |
| 7. | You have two cows . your lord takes some of the milk
你拥有两头牛，自己饲养，但产奶后地主会取走一部分牛奶。 |
| 8. | An indian corporation : you have two cows . you worship both of them
印度公司：你有两头母牛，你把它们都当成神供奉了起来。 |
| 9. | Fascism you have two cows . the government takes them and sells you the milk
法西斯主义：你有两头母牛，政府把它们牵走并卖给你牛奶。 |
